As to the answer the question above.., We'll find out more on that later.
Unlike the Forum (which writes itself every week).., Somone didn't do their job and the result is what you are getting this week; abbreviated game summaries from the game sheets #Unreal #ReadersDeserveMore #NoLimeLight
#400thEdition (and No Press!! ~Patrick Kennedy)
Week of March 23 (Game 1) -Gang Green gets back to their winning ways with a dominating game right from the opening faceoff to move into sole possession of first place. The Rhinos two game winning streak comes to an end as they get outplayed and out-worked. Papa scores a momentum swinging goal halfway through the game, giving his team a two goal lead, while adding an assist. Cooch stays hot, scoring 2-goals and adding an assist, now with 5-goals in his last four games. Brian Kehoe is flying all game and is the play maker, setting up three goals. The defense gets involved offensively for Gang Green with Cappy leading the way with 1-goal, 1-assist, John Carey with 2-assists, and Mike Surette setting up two goals.
Week of March 23 (Game 2) - Interim captain Naz changes the focus of his team to put an end to the team's three game losing streak. Here's a vote to make Naz captain full time and bring a fresh new captain's perspective to that Black Hole team. Coach's Corner officially is now eliminated from the playoffs. Winless after 10 games played does them in. Does the team make a commitment to win their last two games, or do they throw in the towel? Eyes will be watching! Matt Farrell single-handedly returns from injury to change the momentum in the second period for his team, scoring 2-goals. Mike Luise finally scores his first goal of the season when it matters, in overtime as the game winner, and sets up a goal. Ray Dow does his part scoring 2-goals, including the tying goal with one second to play. Luigi Derenzes sets up two goals, but now has to keep waiting another season to try winning his first jacket..............20 seasons and counting with no jacket!
Trash Can Talk
Good things happen when you win championships.., and when two champions get together they probably talk about (what else?) winning championships.
Bob Snyder gets the award for "The most famous person to appear in a photo with an Over-30 player wearing the fresh new idea of championship apparel".., yeah I know it's a long title name for the award.., but congrats Bob, nicely done!
We wonder if Bob approached Mike Eruzione or did Mike approached Bob to ask about the cool new pullover Bob was wearing?
What's wrong with this picture?
The Over-30 is reviewing this photo that was sent to league officials to investigate why Jason Carrien is wearing a Gang Green shirt on a Thursday night?
We cannot see whose number it is.., but based on the "A" our investigators only have 2-suspects; Brian Capodilupo or John Carey.
Now that the Mueller Report was released and there was no proof of Russian Collusion..., both players will be questioned by Special Counsel Robert Mueller to see if any Over-30 League Policies were violated. He will be speaking to Gang Green Captain Dominic DeFrancisco to see if he wants any team sanctions or fine levied against the lone rogue assistant captain who let the enemy wear his uniform.
Whose job is it anyway?
Last week the League's Front Office took the night off to attend a comedy show from the improv geniuses of "Whose line is it anyway" with Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood.
This got us thinking about their absentee from last Saturday night and our own league version of “Whose job is it anyway?"
According to the "New Regime" and their resume they are responsible for just about everything; (ie; Print Corkboard Printouts.., Update Weekly Stats.., Website Updates.., Revitalize Career Stats.., Taking Down the corkboard.., Selling Raffle Tickets.., Taking Award Photos.., Collecting Money.., Shaking Down players for said money.., Referee fill-in.., Shit-Break Fill-in.., Summer Meeting Attendees.., and Chairmen of the fresh new ideas commitee)
When it's all said and done "Whose job is it anyway?"
The “New Regime”.., that's who!
Gang Green dominated the Rhinos last week.., but they didn't "DOMinate" as their Captain Dominic DeFrancisco was suffering from the same virus that Jim Barber has had for 4-weeks called the"Pointless Virus" where it attacks your scoring abilities.
After rounding Turn #1 and galloping towards Turn #2.., Dominic"The Donkey"DeFrancisco has a 3-point furlong lead over Matty"The Mule"Iannello.., but John"The Jackass"Colucciello is breaking stride and coming on the outside strong
Which one of the Donkey's will be crowned Over-30 Scoring Leader.., Place your bets!!
Season Ending Celebration?
There was either a "Lack of communication" or a "Failure to communicate".., because there was a lot of celebrating after Coach's Corner game tying goal with only 1-second left to play in the 3rd.
Black Hole only needed one point to clinch their playoff berth.., and guess how many points a tie gets? Yep.., you guessed it 1-point (Game, Set, and Match).., Black Hole is onto the playoffs.
Now that Coach's Corner and their playoff dreams are over and come to an end.., there's just one thing left to do;
One & Done?
Mike Luise picked a fine time to score his only goal of the season.., a GWG with only 26-seconds to play in overtime.
For Mike that could be his 1 and done for the season as April 15th is approaching and Mike has a lot of books to cook (or uncook) before the 2019 tax deadline.
At least the one lone GWG will go on his permanent record that will be updated a lot quicker than previous seasons thanks to the webmasters efforts.
Winless in Seattle??
Dan Broderick said "This is the only league you can go 0-0-12 and finish third in the standings".., what he didn't say was “This is the only league you can go "winless" and still make the playoffs”.
Come on Coach's Corner player; for the love of God.., can you please win one game for Dan?
Do you want a pep talk from one of the greatest presidents?
Or if you want something a little closer to home with meaning.., you can..,
We'll let Matt Dillon can tell you;
Whoever you do it for.., Dan, The Gipper or Johnny.., please just win one damn game (For Yourselves!!)
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