“Cam”-o-flage
Ok, the Over-30 complaint box regarding the “frozen rosters” policy is full.
Much like all of the fake news media and player complaints… you need to read the full story and not just the headlines.
“Extra-Extra Read all about it…”
Headline (read)
“Rosters are Frozen! – Play with what you have”
The actual article (read):
All team rosters will freeze after this weekend. This will be your last chance to use any of the available fill-ins… but let’s be honest, you all want Cam Long for the final weekend. You can probably get him if you tell one or two of your top stars (our half your team) to stay home.
Starting Saturday, March 8th and going forward into the playoffs. Teams will play with the rosters they have, and no fill-in players (aka Cam) will be allowed to play (unless, with very limited exceptions ~ by the league director) if a team is drastically understaffed.
Last week M*A*S*H had only (6) players and was “drastically understaffed” with (2) of their top players Jon Brown and Dave Norton MIA. They were left with Tommy Gallagher (Stacked Player), Mark Stickney (Old Brownbagger), and Johnny Mastrocola (Half in the bagger)… So, Cam Long was cleared to wear some green “Cam”-o-flage and “fill-in” for two of their top players to help Tommy and provide some offense.
For the record, (yes!) Cam had a natural hat trick… but that wasn’t the reason for the 5-2 loss… Just like the finals for Azores Express it was a bad minute of hockey with M*A*S*H scoring 3-goals in a minute … Tommy Gallagher scoring at 6:52 … followed by Steve Silveira 6:16 and Cam Long at 5:53
But rest assure: For the playoffs, there will be no fill-in roster exemptions granted. Teams will play with what they have.
Also note: the League Director is not asking captains for their weekly roster count … it’s up to the captains to reach out to him if (they) are “drastically understaffed” and he will help with a comparable “fill-in”.
Cam will not be filling in for missing player tandems like Pat Pirone & Derrick Power, Donny Maccini & Jim Barber, Kyle McCabe & Mike Roberto, Tim Burke & John Mastrocola, Eddie Chin & Nick Romano, but he could be eligible if Mike Luise, Gary Goodwin, Tony Bono, Ron Aquino and George Medeiros (with a surprising 6-points) are all out for Azores Express.
Portuguese Barricade
Tony Medeiros is the “Portuguese Power” unless you ask Dave Costa as he likes the call him the Portuguese “Bread truck” … now we have the new Portuguese “Barricade” in Steve Silveria.
Arguably Steve has become one of the league’s premier defensemen and shot-blocker. Which now it all makes sense when Tony collided with Steve a few weeks ago… it was like a “Bread Truck” hitting a “Barricade”
There are no stats for blocking shots, but if you ask around, guys like Ray Dow will tell you that Steve “blocks everything”. Not only does Steve block a lot of shots he’s also an offensive threat too… With (1) goal and (1) assist last week, and ironically his (requested?) defensive partner Mike Naczas is also his palindrome (google it) in numbers … #37 & #73
Elite “Marksman”
So, we just read about the Portuguese “Bread truck”, the new Portuguese “Barricade” and now we have a Portuguese “Marksman?”
Looks like Dave Costa didn’t renew his endorsement deal with Vulcan Industries and signed a new lucrative deal with Elite to use their new “Marksman” stick.
Stats show that since Dave used his new “Marksman” he has 2-goals and 5-assists (7-points) in 3-games. Are those "Marksmen" numbers? Not sure, but it's a start. Previously he had 3-goals and 4-assists (7-points) in 7-games while under his Vulcan contract with John Kelleher.
The Vulcan and Marksman are very similar, and both are probably candidates of the new Chinese tariffs. So make sure you have an extra 20% for China when you purchase either model.