Dominic “Cosmo” DeFrancisco now has more stars than then some galaxies.., and with no end in sight and 5-games left in the season, this is shaping up to another MVP Season (you heard it here first).
Timing
Back for only his 2nd game Mauro Colucciello is still a bit rusty.
It seems Mauro is still making the adjustment from a golf swing to a hockey shot… as Mauro almost fell over himself a few times trying to “time” a “one-timer”.
Under Review
In the Drama Queens vs Olive Pits game last week.., Mike Luise was credited for winning an offensive faceoff to his Captain Jim Barber.., but Drama Queens centerman Ray Dow says he’s the one that accidentally won the draw cleanly with a “tape-to-tape” pass to am awaiting Jim who had to do nothing except one-time it past Jeff Deharo.
Ray even exclaimed that Jim will never get a pass that good from his own teammates.
Hawaiian Goal
With just over 3-minutes left to play.., Ron “The Flyin’ Hawaiian” Aquino lived up after his name, as the Olive Pits Winger used his “Hawaiian Punch” for the knockout blow to any energy that the Drama Queens has left in the tank.
For the last 3-minutes the Queens just wanted to stay healthy and the only comment Captain Jamie Kehoe said about the loss was; “We’re on to Snow White”
Queen Cooch
It’s nice to see the Drama Queens keeping it positive.., in a world where everyone wins a blue ribbon despite the outcome of the game. John “Cooch” Colucciello won the Drama Queen of the week.., during a week they got shutout.
So we were left wondering why was “Cooch” won the prestigious award?
Was it for?
A) Showing Up?
B) Winning a few face offs?
C) Came the closest to scoring on his fumbled break away attempt?
D) All of the above!
No Credit
No Scotty Rosato.., you cannot get credit for you fill in shutout for Olive Pits.., just like we won’t hold those 5-goals against you while filling in for Jake-O-Lanterns.
Despite not playing for your own team.., last week’s shutout performance helps make up for the previous week’s double loss.
Reassignment
Gary Goodwin’s reassignment paperwork is being processed this week in the Over-30 Front Office. “Stonehands” was filling in for Johnny Mastrocola who is set to return to action this week.
Gary is now classified as a “Player for Hire” for both Defense and Offense. This week’s assignment has the man with “hands of stone” is playing Defense for the Drama Queens.
GEN4 Vulcan
Vulcan CEO John Kelleher just received the next generation of his highly used Vulcan sticks.
The new “GEN4” Stick features the same lightweight but durable design.., with the same black checkered background but with a new BLUE lettering which is crucial to those who couldn’t score with the RED lettering.
GEN4 Stick (Serial #1) was reserved and allocated for Jim Barber based on last year’s performance when he lead the league in goals scored with his “G3” model.
Board Member Betting
Mike “Shutdown Defense” Naczas is going against his former Captain (and fellow Board member) Jim Barber for round two of their mid-season match up.
With heckling texts being sent back-and-forth… Jim says Mike with finish the game with a (-2) while Mike proclaims he’ll finish (+3). Closes to their number takes $5 big ones.
To sum it up all Naz has to do is finish positive and he wins.., finish EVEN or below and Jim wins.
Exact Change Only
With all the league expenses and “Fresh New Ideas” that are costing the league money.., This Halloween instead of shutting their lights off and pretending their not home for those kids begging for free candy.., the Abcunas’s resorted to drastic measures;
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