Take note Tony & John Mastrocola… The “Flamingo” has turned the pink punishment into something worthy of a Hasty Pudding crossdressing entrance and you two better start thinking about toping that display of degradation.
Turning over a new leaf
With Tony “The Flamingo” Medeiros showing off his sense of humor instead of yelling at his own teammates it makes us wonder if Tony is turning over a new leaf.
Perhaps a friendlier and happier Medeiros will break his horrendously documented playoff record. This could be the team that takes Tony, Dominic, and “Don John” to jacket fitting room and get some more Portuguese names etched onto that trophy.
Ed Nigro shuts down Miville
Ed Nigro maybe into his twilight of his playing career…but don’t tell that to Shawn Miville. Ed went toe-to-toe with the leagues new premier superstar and had one of his best games on defense (in recent years). Not only was Ed seen breaking up Shawn and other Labatt Blues forwards that came into the offensive zone… but he did it using Dan Broderick’s signature move… the stick drop.
Congrats Mr Nigro; you blocked, dove and broke up enough offensive threats to earn yourself a cheeseburger in the process. Enjoy your “Five Guys Players of the week award”… as it might be that last individual award you get before your retirement plaque.
Matty 2nd round fantasy pick
“The Great One” was not drafted in the “First” round of the Over-30 Fantasy Draft. He would have gone in the first round if he was either (A) there to pick himself or (B) if there was seven fantasy owners… cause that’s when Matty Iannello went in the draft (Second Round, 7th pick overall). Have the mighty fallen??
Like American Idol…
Tell us who our "Top Six" performers are Mr. Ryan Seacrest.
- Shawn Miville (No Surprise)
- Dominic Defrancisco (Former #1 pick)
- Billy Gardynski Jr (Picked by his Dad)
- Ray Dow (As predicted #1 Defenseman)
- Tony Medeiros (Always a top fantasy producer)
- John Lasala Jr (Picked by another Defenseman)
7th overall pick - Matty Iannello (Second round after (2) Defenseman and a Goalie). The “Great One” might just become the “OK Kid”… He used to be “Great”… now he’s just “OK”.
Over-30 Fashion Corner
Move over Carlos Machado and your matching Portuguese Attire… It seems someone has just one upped you in the shorts department. Did everyone notice that after week one Shawn Miville had a pair of custom Seattle Green shorts made to match his jersey? According to Shawn “If you’re going to be the best… you might as look the best”
However on Mr Blackwell’s list of fashion foe pars… Did anyone else notice the gay little elf shoes Jay Carrien was wearing? Jay’s defense was; “They are LL Beans” and the “most comfortable shoes” he owns.
For this reporter, I don’t care if they were made out of Sabretooth Tiger Hyde and lined with Woolly Mammoth Fur… You can’t drink deer and talk hockey while wearing a pair of Peter Pan slippers.
Pierre McGuire was in the Hiz-ouse
Call it coincidence or a premonition… but on the very week we reference Pierre McGuire for the first-time ever in the P.U.T.A. Forum, he actually made an appearance in Hockeytown during last week’s ice hockey tournament.
Jay Carrien was the only Over-30 player (we know of) that actually saw him walking out… so we are pretty sure if Pierre saw Tony dressed completely in pink and Jay’s gay little elf shoes… the guy just wanted to hightail it the hell out of there.
Just in case the webmaster does have physic abilities we would like to see if any of the following people make an appearance next week: Ray Bourque, Bobby Orr, Rick Middleton, Cam Neely, Mike O’Neil, Lyndon Byers, Jack Eichel and/or Elvis.
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