The Over-30 is reviewing this photo that was sent to league officials to investigate why Jason Carrien is wearing a Gang Green shirt on a Thursday night?
We cannot see whose number it is.., but based on the "A" our investigators only have 2-suspects; Brian Capodilupo or John Carey.
Now that the Mueller Report was released and there was no proof of Russian Collusion..., both players will be questioned by Special Counsel Robert Mueller to see if any Over-30 League Policies were violated. He will be speaking to Gang Green Captain Dominic DeFrancisco to see if he wants any team sanctions or fine levied against the lone rogue assistant captain who let the enemy wear his uniform.
Whose job is it anyway?
Last week the League's Front Office took the night off to attend a comedy show from the improv geniuses of "Whose line is it anyway" with Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood.
This got us thinking about their absentee from last Saturday night and our own league version of “Whose job is it anyway?"
According to the "New Regime" and their resume they are responsible for just about everything; (ie; Print Corkboard Printouts.., Update Weekly Stats.., Website Updates.., Revitalize Career Stats.., Taking Down the corkboard.., Selling Raffle Tickets.., Taking Award Photos.., Collecting Money.., Shaking Down players for said money.., Referee fill-in.., Shit-Break Fill-in.., Summer Meeting Attendees.., and Chairmen of the fresh new ideas commitee)
When it's all said and done "Whose job is it anyway?"
The “New Regime”.., that's who!
DOMinated??
Gang Green dominated the Rhinos last week.., but they didn't "DOMinate" as their Captain Dominic DeFrancisco was suffering from the same virus that Jim Barber has had for 4-weeks called the"Pointless Virus" where it attacks your scoring abilities.
Scoring Race
After rounding Turn #1 and galloping towards Turn #2.., Dominic "The Donkey" DeFrancisco has a 3-point furlong lead over Matty "The Mule" Iannello.., but John "The Jackass" Colucciello is breaking stride and coming on the outside strong
Which one of the Donkey's will be crowned Over-30 Scoring Leader.., Place your bets!!
Season Ending Celebration?
There was either a "Lack of communication" or a "Failure to communicate".., because there was a lot of celebrating after Coach's Corner game tying goal with only 1-second left to play in the 3rd.
Black Hole only needed one point to clinch their playoff berth.., and guess how many points a tie gets? Yep.., you guessed it 1-point (Game, Set, and Match).., Black Hole is onto the playoffs.
Sad Ending
Now that Coach's Corner and their playoff dreams are over and come to an end.., there's just one thing left to do;
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