Over 30 Hockey League

Playing in his 28^th season, Scott, also known as the “Pretender” has been a valuable team captain for the Over-30m league and leader for his team.  If only he could finish, he could be one of the all-time greats in the Over-30 league.  Scott can play wing or center just as easily for his team and usually can be found always around the ball.  He has one of the best hockey minds in the Over-30 league that helps him in creating an effective game strategy for his teams.  Wearing his customary # 9, Scott can be seen (and heard) having multiple conversations with the referees discussing calls made or not made, as well as interpretation of the rules.

A natural leader and decision maker, Scott has been one of the longest active team captains in league history.  These skills also have made Scott a valuable addition to the Over-30 league’s Board of Directors when it comes to discussing league policy.

With 3 total champion jackets to his credit, you can always find Scott’s teams in the playoff mix.   

Rumors & Facts:

• Everyone has heard of “El Nino” and the disruptions it can cause in the weather; the Over-30 has its own version called “El Baby” who can cause multiple disruptions in the flow of the Over-30 games, as well as cause severe migraine headaches for all the league referees.

• Scott has his own version of “Dumpster Diving”… It’s called “Hockeytown Barrel Leaping”.  At the end of the night you can see Scott leaping from one barrel to the next looking for Synergy one-piece sticks that have it snapped in half.  One tall man’s trash is another small man’s perfect 36” shaft for stick handling maneuvers.  This is also why Scotty hates… Tall Lefty’s

• His signature move… “The Flip and Go!”.  This is when he softly flips the ball over the attacking defenders stick and goes zipping by them before losing it in the offensive zone, and once again not finishing what he started.

• Often referred to as The Pretender… his previous nickname was give because of constant “Over Commit and Under Performance” style of play.  Wild empty promises of championships and scoring titles… he often pretended to be in the same category as the Matty Iannello, Joe Shannon and other previous Over-30 Superstars of years past.

• Not many people know that Scott was actually the definition of a “Small” Business Owner.., as he once owned a Pizza Parlor named Pro-Pizza.  However, he had to sell Pro-Pizza when the locals found out he was a fraud and not a “Pro” as implied by his marketing department… and could not “finish” a pizza properly.

• Furthermore Scotty’s frustration escalated when he went to the “Town Officials” to complain about all the “Bad Calls” he was receiving (or as we know them) “Customer Complaints”.  Locals called to complain about incomplete pizza toppings, unfinished sandwiches and he never “delivered” on what the customer ordered.

• Scott is also the reigning Over-30 Fantasy Draft Ping Pong Champion… who also had to pick himself in the draft so he wouldn’t go undrafted.  He is the only Player/Owner in the fantasy league.