On you mark… Get set… Debate
Since there's nothing good to bet on this week.., it was brought to our attention that the ALD Mike Naczas has become increasingly slower over the last few seasons.., and the question was purposed;
"Who would win in a race… Dan Broderick or Mike Naczas?”
Debate amongst yourselves…
Who would be the “Tortoise” and who would be the “Hare”?
Fools Report
Who needs John Coluciello and Sergio Costa.., when you have Sean Roach in net for your team.
We think Cooch finally figured out that he needs to rest his hamstring for the playoffs instead of meaninglessly fighting for 2nd or 3rd place in the standings.., the playoffs are locked and doesn't matter where Fools Gold finishes.., it matters if they have John for the playoffs (or not).
Meanwhile.., Looks like Sergio suspended himself for one game after the Pat Pirone incident. No official suspensions were handed out.., but we suspect Sergio wanted an extra Saturday Night to Christmas shop.
None of what we just talked about didn't mean anything to goaltender Sean.., who was dialed in for his shutout performance over the 2nd place Blues Brothers.., in what should be considered a prequel to the first round of the playoffs.
The Right Move
It seems Mike Nazcas made the right move in benching himself last week and blaming an "illness".., while his team was being shutout.
The last time Naz was part of an opposing team shutout was the 9-0 Team Cherry Massacre that caused Goaltender Alby Luise to walk off the dek with a sunburn on the back of his neck and still 3-minutes left to play in that absolute blowout.
Not wanting to be part of a "Part Duex" blowout.., Naz figured he better get off while the getting is good.
Missing Key Guys
Sorry Team Cherry.., you were missing too many key guys that could have help impact the game.
The biggest (or tallest) was the absence of Jay Carrien.., your leading goal scorer and best defenseman (after Dan of course)
Then you have "The Mouth of the South" Carlos Machado.., whose taunting skills alone could have made a difference.., and newly acquired diamond in the rough Paul Correia called in last minute saying he.., “had an accident”.
We still have yet to get clarification if Paul was in a “car accident” or at his age “shit his pants accident”.., But we can only hope for one thing… Tell him Neegan;
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