Paralyzing Defense
With Brian Capodilupo out of the lineup.., Jake-O-Lanterns needed a #1 Defenseman to fill the void.., and their Captain didn’t have to look any further than himself.
Matty Iannello must have provided some much needed comfort to Goaltender Jake Deehan who played one of his best games of the season behind his Captain.
However.., “The Great One” wasn’t so great when he almost took out the Webmaster Jim Barber with an awkward stumbling defensive maneuver that could have paralyzed the Olive Pits Captain.
Welcome
Welcome to the Over-30 League Don Maccini who replaced Darama Queens Defenseman Steve Iacoviello who’s missed the entire season on IR
Forever in Blue Jeans
Drama Queens Captain Jamie Kehoe was singing his own version of a Neil Diamond song last week... (Sing along)
Donny talks..,
But he don't sing and dance and can barely walk..,
And long as he plays Defense for me..,
He’d much rather play “Forever in Blue Jeans”
The difference between Donny Maccini and another notable “jeans wearing player” by the name of Jeff D’Addario is that Jeff would show up and score a Hattrick and go home, Donny wore jeans so he didn’t have to change after and get to the drinking quicker.
New Sheriff
There’s a new Sheriff in town for Snow White.., taking over the void left by Matt Farrell and his shoveling fiasco.., Ray “The Boss” Nickerson has picked up on his scoring touch as he had a goal and 2 “non-phantom” assists.
We asked Ray about his 3-point game as he factored into 100% of Snow White’s scoring and “The Boss” said; “If they would just get me the FU€#ING ball.., I’ll make $hit happen, (and) the Referees need to stop screwing me out of my assists”
OHLY Awards
Real professional sports players have the ESPY Award (Excellence in Sports Performance Yearly Award).., we have the OHLY Award (Over-30 Hockey League Yearly Awards)
This year is easy for 3 of the 5 OHLY Awards Categories.., but full disclaimer; these are NOT the winners (but a speculation) based on scientific data and guesstimations.
Leading Scorer: Dominic DeFrancisco - Dom has a monstrous season both offensively and defensively.., he smashed his Pink Stick Bag Challenge and he earned his team the #2 Seed in the Playoffs. Lock it up (Dom wins) no one can catch him at this point.
League MVD: Jason Carrien - Although not a lock, this reporter is declaring Jason the League’s MVD with a scoring average of 1.66 points per game along with playing a major role in their team’s league leading 25 GA.
Best Goalie Award: This award is a little more controversial.., as previously it was based on solely on the Goalies GAA. When you calculate in some recent and questionable (Sandbagging) in years past.., the voting committee is now looking at a Goalies “entire body of work” throughout the season and not just one particular stat.
With that said; The Top-3 Goalies are all with a few decimal points of each other.., but one Goalie in particular has stood out this season for his; Team Top Seed Finish, Best GAA and overall consistency throughout the season, Jeff Deharo has been that goalkeeper.
Season MVP: This one can go either way but I’ll throw a few obvious names in the hat; Dominic DeFrancisco for his points production and leadership. Shawn Miville for his points production and major contribution to the 1st place finish. Jason Carrien (I said it) for his point production from a defenseman while playing his part as the real “Shutdown Defense”.
Bill Mayne Memorial: (aka The Over-30 7th Player Award). Which player did the unexpected and performed over and above how they were drafted. This year nominee should include; George Medeiros, Nick Doherty and Ray Dow.
Over-30 Achievement Award: The longevity award recognizing players who have played the longest and still make an impact for their team; This year nominee should include; Ed Nigro, Mark Stickney and Matty Iannello (Since hes not going to win the leading scoring title)
Equipment Malfunction
New recruit Donny Maccini was asked to step off the dek to fix his equipment malfunction.., only problem is there wasn’t a malfunction, as that’s his normal gear.
Playing in jeans and looking like he got his mismatched equipment from the Hockeytown Lost and Found Donny was puzzled by Referee/Timekeeper “Dube” to fix his glove. If anything he should have been penalized for playing with some are calling “Dangling Garter Belts.”
Most OT games
Where checking the historical data.., but we think this season may be a record for “Most Overtime Games Played”
So far 8-Games have gone into Overtime with Drama Queens leading the way with 5-Overtime games with 3-Wins and 2-Ties
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