Gametime
Dion Sanders wanted the nickname "Primetime".., and now the players from Black Hole have given their top defenseman Jay Carrien a new nickname.., "Gametime"
Because, that's when they know if Jay is playing (or not).
Reverse The Curse
With his Vulcan Black Stick shelved for the foreseeable future.., Black Hole Captain Jim Barber reverted back to his Generation 2 Vulcan in an attempt to not got "O-F'er March".
League Director Bill Abcunas tried to jinx the Siver & Red Generation 2 stick.., but surprisingly something magical happened.., his touching of Jim's Stick (pre-game) ended up reversing the curse as the captain had 2-goals and an assist after having 2-weeks off.
Double Jeopardy
After losing $20 bucks to "The Mauro Colucciello Charitable Foundation" there's one player who just needs one more goal to get a refund from the League Director.
Now it's (double or nothing) with two games left and there's only one category left on our Jeopardy Board.., so I'll take; "One More Goal" for $20 Alex
Answer; This player scored 13-goals last season and needs just one goal to win back his money from a crooked suckers PSBC bet
Question: Who is... ??? ??????
Lead Squandering
We're still puzzled at last week's running time debacle between Black Hole and Gang Green.
In a heavily dominated game by Black Hole.., just two minutes into the 3rd period Black Hole scored their 6th goal to go up 6-1 which triggered running time.., and what should have been a cruise control ride to victory.
However; after Dominic DeFrancisco made a spectacle of himself and got ejected from the game.., it was just the motivation the gang of green needed. After Dom’s ejection they went on a 4-goal streak sending Black Hole into 2:24 of hockey hell before they called timeout and collected themselves to try and preserve the win.
Penalty Upgrade
Shame on you Dominic DeFrancisco.., you upgraded and turned a simple 1-minute penalty into a 5-minute Game Misconduct and then upgraded the upgrade into a game ejection all at once.
You're a leader.., not a tantrum thrower.., we already have guys in the league whose job is to do that.
Luck of the Irish
Just so you know.., there was a picture hanging on the visitor bench of Tony Medeiros all dressed up in his Irish Costume.., and both teams (Black Hole & Mixed Nuts) were victorious in their games last week.., just sayin'
Maybe Coach's Corner might want to hang it up behind their bench this week.., or better yet have Tony wear that same costume under his jersey and try a little luck of the Irish.
You only have 2-games left.., you have nothing to lose (well except the last two games) but other than that.., nothing to lose for trying to channel some Irish luck for a win.
Question of the week
Last week we witnessed Black Hole Defenseman Jason Carrien dry heaving into a barrel sparking a debate and this week's player pole question of the week.
What caused Jason to dry heave into the barrel? Was it;
- Dehydration?
- An errant loogie lodged in his throat?
- The goal that Umberto "Papa Smurf" Biancardi scored on Jeff Deharo?
- The running time lead that Black Hole almost squandered?
Raise Your Hand If?
Sorry Rick Aylwin You already had plenty of verbal abuse.., so we wanted to make it official with some written abuse.
Per Rule 7. Article 5. Paragraph 3, of the Over-30 League Rule Book stats that; "No referee shall place his arm up (as to insinuate a delayed penalty) if the net becomes dislodged"
The only time you raise your hand is.., if you're SURE
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