Sean almost had a shutout against the Rhino's on his birthday.., but Jimmy Clarke ruined his birthday present.
We'll we hope you at least enjoyed your Cold Cuts... Whooooo!!!
Prescription If Dave Costa had a fever.., the only prescription he'd need is "More Cowbell".., but he doesn't have a fever.., he was just playing terrible and the only prescription for playing terrible is "More Gel".
Dave's hair looked like somewhere between Jim Barber and Sergio Costa.., he just didn't have enough gel to play like the #2 Defenseman in the league. Every time he rushed the ball he'd get broken up and even his empty net goal was ugly.
As Dave was falling he flipped the ball out of the zone.., then fell down and when he came to, his team was celebrating his goal.., which (for the record) was not a "Punk Move", or a "Bush League" goal.., it was just an "Ugly Goal".
Mail Order Bride The love of Matty Iannello's hockey success now comes in the form of a mail order bride.
Matty has turned to the Internet for his beloved Mylec plastic blade sticks.., or as the kids in the Cambridge League laughed and once said; "Look at that guy's stick, it's plastic". That was before "The Great One" he went on to school them in the art of street hockey.
One of Matty's two new mail order brides made her debut and quickly paid dividends by scoring the first goal of the game with a (get this) a rare Slapshot that went top corner on Scotty Rosato.., the fake news media had Matty scoring with a wrist shot on the game summaries (above).., but it was a rare Slapshot that blew by Scotty.
Another MISI Award Shortly after scoring a goal with his new Mylec.., Matty Iannello had to bid farewell to a stick that lasted for about 12-minutes of actual playing time.
But as they say.., "One man's trash, is another man's MISI Leading Scorer Award"
We now have enough backlogs for at least three more seasons of the MISI League.
Secret Weapon In last week's Forum it was leaked that Black Hole Defense Coordinator Mike Naczas had a secret weapon that he would deploy during Jason Carrien's absences.
However.., last week with Steve Iacoviello out of the lineup we got a sneak peek at their secret weapon which they are calling "The Pisano #24 Project" as Ricky Cassano joined the "Shutdown Defense Brotherhood" and collectively they held the Top 3 Points Leaders to only a single point (each).
Ricky played a key factor is shutting down Dominic "The Dominator" DeFrancisco.., so much so that you could see Dom's frustration. It was like watching Portugal battle Italy with Italy claiming victory.
Upon Further Review An official message from the League Director office.
As Director, I have consulted with the league offices in Saugus to clarify what "is and what isn't" an assist. As there are monetary considerations involved in certain goal scoring on the game sheets, I wanted to make sure no "Phantom Assists" are credited to a player if not valid.
The NCAA Official Ice Hockey Statistics Rule book was sourced as reference and clarified as follows per Article 2 rule A.R. 5:
A.R. 5. The Blocked Shot.
Player A1 blocks a shot in his defensive zone. The puck rebounds to Player A2, who passes it to Player A3, who scores.
RULING: Credit Players A2 and A1 with assists. Explanation: Despite it being a defensive play, Player A1’s block resulted in the change of possession and led to a goal being scored."
Thus, in abiding by this NCAA rule, on Black Hole's 5th goal scored by (Player A2) Matt Farrel, originally listed as unassisted, has been revised to include (Player A1) Mike Naczas who will now get credit for a "Blocked (get that shit otta’ here) Shot" assist on the game sheet.
If there are any complaints by any players as a result, the league will refer them to this NCAA rule.
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