"There goes Swifty..."
We're off and running by starting the "Paul Correia Celebration Jamboree" fundraising efforts.
The Prize: A "FREE" Over-30 Hockey League 2023 Spring Season ($340 Value)
The Cost: $10.00 (One entry per player)
The Odds: 1-72 (72-players in the League)
The Drawing Date: January 6th (Bowling Night)
Payment: Venmo (bill-over30league) or Cash (See Bill)
Drawing: Live Raffle Wheel (WheelofNames.com)
Every player will have the opportunity to purchase (1) $10.00 raffle ticket
Players who don't participate will have their slots raffled off.
Unsold Tickets will be raffled off to fill all 72-spots on the Drawing Wheel.
The drawing will be held using WheelofNames.com (A "Live" Internet Viewable Contestant Wheel)
Bowling Night: Tony Medeiros has locked up January 6th for an Over-30 Bowling Night to be held at Derby Lanes in Salem MA.
More details to follow on that event. But save that date (January 6th) on as the Democrats like to call it "Insurrection day".
Healing Vodka?
It was good to see Tim "Tito" Burke back in the lineup ahead of schedule. Timmy was looking at potential surgery with a longer rehab stint that was possibly season ending, but it just goes to show you.., drinking Tito's Vodka has healing properties to coincide with the getting hammered properties. So if you're on the IR list Tito's Vodka can either heal you or help you forget about why you're on the IR list to begin with.
Disclaimer: Drink Tito's Vodka responsibly and any claims of healing properties may be false.., but getting hammered and having a good time are both true.
Welcome back Timmy.., it's good to see you and the dogs ahead of schedule.
3-Seconds
No we are not referring to the numbers of seconds you lasted the first time you had sex. We're talking about the time it took for Joe "The Canteen Man" Shannon to bury a Powerplay Goal off Rob Valley's High Sticking penalty.
Rob barely had just enough time to hop into the penalty box before doing a 180 to hop back out. Rob entered the box at 4:32 and was out at 4:29 with time served.
Roadrunners Captain Dominic DeFrancisco won his faceoff draw cleanly back to the once former "Leading Goal Scorer".., who reminded us of his glory days when he ripped a slapshot on Jeff Deharo who picked the wrong time to blink, as Joe's shot beat him quickly and cleanly.
“ChipsAhoy”
Mike Naczas' numbers are constantly changing... This year he's #73 in honor of the Bruins stud defenseman Charlie McAvoy.., but seeing how Charlie has played 4-games and has 1-goal and 2-assists (without begging Bruins forwards to "Get him the assist")..., and Naz 12-games with 0-goals and 4-assists.., we're calling the ALD Mike "ChipsAhoy" Naczas.
However.., enjoy your moment in the spotlight as you currently have more points than McAvoy. Let's see what he does in the next 12-games and see if he can pass you?
Lucky 13
In light of Gary Goodwin and his quest to shatter his challenge by scoring 10-goals.., we did some digging in the Over-30 League Archives and discovered that the last time "Stonehands" scored 10 (or more) goals was back in 2002-2004 seasons when he was officially classified as a "Cursed" player.
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