For Lease
Attention Pylon Players: For Lease (1) pair of bright orange sneakers to compliment your jersey. Shark Attack Captain Jim Barber has a slightly used (1-game only) bright orange pair that did “nothing” for him during his game. The catch is; any points you record while wearing the “Greatest Captain of All-time?” sneakers is… he gets credited with the points, because that’s the only way he’s going to make it on the Leader Board this season.
Disclaimer: They are a Size 9, so Shawn Miville you are not eligible. If fact they only (3) players on the Pylons that would fit them is either John Kelleher, Colleen O’Connell or resident munchkin Tony Mastrocola… but he would probably have to stuff the toes with tissues so they don’t fall off.
Girl Power
Sandra Glista must have listened to a lot of the Spice Girls in the late 90’s because she has the “Girl Power” the British Girl group preached about.
Sandra not only filled in for Tim Hickey… but she pulled double duty and filled in for Jeff Deharo and single-handedly led both underdog teams to victories.
I know what you thinking when you see a “Girl” in net… or a “Girl” on defense that it’s… Oh good it’s “Pad the Stats Night”, but these girls can actually play. To quote the late great Chris Farley; “Remember that time (Bill Abcunas) when you tried to go past Colleen O’Connell and she stole the ball and scored in your face… that was Awesome!!”
In case you forgot about it or want to read about the first ever “Goal of the Year” http://over30hockeyleague.com/2015springseasonrecap/2015springbestgoal.html
Most of you know that these are not just two “Girls” playing in our league… they are Medal Winning Women’s Team USA Players (unlike our non-medaling men: Jason Glista, Jamie Kehoe and Jon Picard), these are legit decorated USA Players. So congratulations Sandra on what we believe is a first ever “Girl” Goalie playing in back-to-back games and recording two wins in the process.
In light of your exhibition of “Girl Power” we will induct you into the Spice Girls Club and will now refer to you a “Goalie Spice”
What do we want…
What do we want? …”RECOGNITION”… When do we want it? … “NOW”
Filling in this week will give Sandra 4-consecutive starts will give her a 2-wins 1-loss and a yet TBD (Week #4) record… Typically fill-in players are not allowed to win awards, but Colleen O’Connell should petition the league to allow Sandra to be eligible for both; weekly individual awards and be recognized in the “League Leading Goalie Stats”. How can Jeff Deharo be the #2 goalie from home?? #EqualityForSandra
“Pointless”
File this one under… REALLY???
For 29-minutes and 51-seconds Mike Naczas was held “Pointless” while the rest of the Pylons were racking up points. It was until 9-seconds (N-I-N-E) left in the game you record an assist on Shawn Miville’s 3rd goal and 6th point of the game on what we commonly refer to in this league as a “Punk Move”.
Clearly Scotty Rosato was having an off day… (but yet again) any goalie facing Miville is going to be in for an off day… but to add to Scott’s “wanna get away” performance in net, you decide to keep the ball in the offensive zone, feed Shawn Miville and record a “cheap” assist as Scotty barely moved his foot with a feeble swipe attempt…. Then celebrate like it was game #7
We are calling for an independent review and appealing that you were the 4th player to touch the ball on the goal. Perhaps Nick Romano should have been credited with the 2nd assist. However keep in mind it’s the same Review Board Jim Barber filed a grievance with last season and they would not listen to conclusive evidence (and documented facts) that Mark Stickney scored the goal the Shawn Miville was credited for… so your assist will probably stand.
Jackets 48 to 59
Our last congratulations ever for the former HABitual Complainers… Last Saturday was Jacket Night as Jim Barber helped hand out Jackets #48 to #59 of his Captaincy. The dynasty powerhouse team has been split (4-3-3-2) with 4-players landing on Yellow Submarine and they will be the team to watch and in particular Tony Bono as his “Quest for Five (Part Duex)” is the biggest story of the 2017 Winter Season.
“Congratulations Judas”
Congratulations John Desmond (or as we call him “Judas” for short) on winning the first $25.00 Gift Card Giveaway of the 25th Anniversary Season. All season long (once a month), a random player will be drawn and presented with a $25 VISA Check Card.
Secondary Congratulations: As Judas also recoded an assist in the win over his former captain and defending Over-30 Champion Jim Barber.
Good Luck
Good luck to the Over-30 players playing in the Hockeytown summer season semi-finals on Monday night. The Bricklayers finished #1 overall with a 12-0-1 represented by: Nick Romano, John Kelleher, Jim Barber and Scott Rosato in net with an impressive 1.09 GAA… while The Blueroom Devils finished the summer 11-2-0 on a team that features; Ray Dow, John Carey, Mark Richardson, Ray Nickerson and again Scott Rosato in net.
Side Note: Ray Nickerson who plays for both the Blueroom Devils and the Misfits… along with Scott Rosato (Blueroom Devils and the Bricklayers) are the only two players playing on (2) out of the (4) semifinal teams and since Blueroom Devils and the Bricklayers play each other in the semi-finals, Scott Rosato is the only Over-30 player that has a guaranteed spot in the finals.
Spectators wanted: Monday night 7:00PM Bricklayers vs Blueroom Devils with the Winner (and Scotty) moving on to the finals.
Two New Fans
Congratulations Jeff Deharo and Jamie Kehoe on their off season acquisitions at the trade deadline; Jeff acquired Dalton Deharo (6-lbs, 13-oz) from wife Tracy… while Jamie acquired Mya (5-lbs, 15-oz) from Jessie and a ring to be named later.
All Four teams are happy with the trade acquisitions, as it looks like the Deharo family has a young prospect in Dalton that can finally stop the long shot.., and little Mya is already being scouted by the Glista’s for the Women’s Team USA - Infant Division.
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