It took OT but…
Finally… it took a little extra time but in OT Billy Gardynski Sr finally to put “2-points” in the win column and “1.5 points” off his GAA. Perhaps watching his son win in overtime the game before him and the inspirational photos from last week has given the big man and his team of Misfits something to build on.
Pisano Recipe
How could you describe the new Cosigliere rookie Gino Tammaro? He’s a combination of Rick Cassano and Angelo Deluca.
Rick is “All Speed” and no stick stills… while Angleo has “All stick skills and scoring” with moderate speed. Take those two Goomba’s and follow the “Family Secret” recipe
Recipe for a "Fast Hockey Playing Ginney" with stickhandling skills and a scoring touch.
- 1-Part Rick’s Speed
- 1-Part Angelo’s Stick Handling
- 2-Parts Soccer of Italia
- 1-Teaspoon of Oregano
- 2-Tablespoon of Olive Oil (cause all Italians are grease balls)
- 3-Sprays of Acqua Di Gio (4 if you own an IROC)
- Sprinkle with Parmesan and bake for 42-years
- Top with 1-Stocking Cap and serve
That secret Italian recipe serves 4-points (2-goals and 2-assists) during his Over-30 debut… but it’s a “Family Secret”, right Whitey?
The race is on to add/drop
After watching rookie Gino Tammaro turn the defense inside out a few times… the undrafted (unknown) fantasy pick is now going to be the hottest free agent in the Over-30 Fantasy League. We have a sneaking suspicion that this webmaster is going to be dropped and replaced with a younger and faster version of his former self.
(Update) Before the above story was even published there is already a conspiracy surrounding Gino’s eligibility in clearing the waiver process. The Commissioner/Fantasy Owner is doing a pretty good Roger Goodell impression about being the one to hear his own appeal case. Most of you won’t get this storyline… but (6) of us will and thus this story is for them. #JayGotScrewed #GoingToNYForAnAppeal
Rookie of the Year?
Attention Rookies… There is a rumor floating around this season could see a first ever “Rookie of the Year” award. With such an influx of fresh meat… we could be awarding one of you a very prestigious piece of hardware based on your overall performance (not necessarily points based) and get your name etched into the Over-30 History Books.
Rookies are not allowed to;
Two things Rookies are not allowed to do:
Rookies are not allowed to score the first goal of the season according to Nick Romano and they are also not allowed to win side bets and yet both have happened so far in this young season.
Rookie Walter Maslak scored the first goal of the season and Rookie Jay Carrien won the first official wager of the season in the form of “Who’s going to score the next goal - $1 wager”. Jay sprinted to his car to grab his ante and thanks to a Mark Stickney’s dribbler of a goal… won himself a little bowl of lettuce.
Now the Over-30 League does not sanction betting… but, we always have a Bookie and Odds Maker on hand and several addicts looking to get in on the action.
Cash only: No – “IOU’s”, No – “my money’s in the car”, and No – “let me borrow a dollar”. Cash is King!!
On the Take
It seems we have our own version of former NBA referee Tim Donahue.
Jon “Pic” Picard witnessed the dollars flowing in the corner and wanted in on the action. “Pic” wanted to “Pick” a player for the “Who scores the next goal?” lottery.
The only problem is Jon is on the payroll and admitted that he would immediately start awarding penalty shots to his chosen player. The other problem is that if “Pic” “Picked” Nick… we would be there all night because Nick can’t bury breakaways (or penalty shots) no matter how many chances Pic gives Nick.
Gambling is illegal...
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